In episode 23 we bring back some moon rocks and get a lesson in Alchemy 101
Part 1 [05:01] - In which we turn on the projector and watch some home movies of a moon landing, and then we find out that our intuition is on a mission: to Chicago
Part 2 [23:13] - In which we get a lesson in Alchemy 101, and...
🎶 The Mummy (1932) 🎶
[WELCOME to this Podcast]
[um, I think not]
[I cannot condone an act of sacrilege with my presence]
[the following presentation is intended ONLY for immature audiences]
[oh my God, look, it’s coming back]
😇 🎶 heavenly choir 🎶 😇
["And God said 'Let there be F-Bombs' — And they were good — And they multiplied — Right here, in this podcast"]
[you read the curse]
[and not a single fuck was given that day]
[good heavens, what a terrible curse!]
🧨 🧨 🧨 [nuclear blast] 💥︎ 💥︎ 💥︎
🎶 dramatic organ music 🎶
🎶 deep church bell 🎶
Bless me Father, for I have sinned... It’s been a couple of weeks since my last episode...
[sacriledge!]
🎶 Anachronist 🎶
Hi there and welcome back to the Hansel and Gretel Code...
[not again]
uh, yup... fraid so... this here is episode 23
In Our Last Episode:
the Grimms handed us a Grimoire, so that we could learn the true names of the little brother and little sister, and armed with that knowledge, start making some real fairytale magic...
[Ankh-es-en-Amon]
[know who that is?]
[Müller of Vienna. Authority on the Egyptian Occult]
[what?]
hey listen, that’s not even as far off the Hansel and Gretel trail as you might otherwise think...
[what?]
just sayin’... anyway, I also promised that we were gonna get a snootful of moonshine...
[I like that!]
I thought you might... but, sorry... today, we’re only gonna sniff the cork...
[that’s not fair!] / [how could you?]
[I took the liberty of bullshitting you, okay?]
[you lied to me]
[it wasn’t lies, it was just bullshit]
[ahem]
we are, however, gonna take a much closer look at the little brother... the guy the Grimms baptized as Hansel, or Hänsel
[ja, ja, it’s okay]
but who’s real name we now know to be Intuition...
so before we get going on that let’s listen in as Jürgen Lexow, our storyteller extraordinaire, gives us the scoop on Hansel’s big night out:
Dann stand er leis auf und ging hinaus vor die Thüre, da wars Mondenschein und die weißen Kieselsteine glänzten vor dem Haus.
Der Knabe las sie sorgfältig auf und füllte sein Rocktäschlein damit, soviel er nur hineinbringen konnte.
After that, he got up and tiptoed out the door, where the moon shone, and the little white pebbles in front of the house glistened.
The little boy carefully picked them up and filled his jacket pocket so full with them that he could just barely get back.
[put it back, bury it where you found it]
[come back with me and we will examine this great find together]
[what the hell is this?]
[whatever it is, it’s terribly heavy]
[oh brother]
*🎶*🎶*
PART 1 [05:01]
Teil Eins: In which we turn on the projector and watch some home movies of a moon landing, and then we find out that our intuition is on a mission: to Chicago
[we’re on a mission from god]
[don’t you blaspheme in here!]
considering that Hansel is out there UNDER the moon, the way this thing is going down, he might as well be ON the moon... kinda sounds like Neil Armstrong picking up moon rocks, don’t ya think?
[no!]
Well, I think so... in fact, we're going to find out that he’s just taken one hell of an awfully big step for mankind... and what I mean is he’s tip-toeing out the door for the sake of healing Western culture... something that’s been homogenized, industrialized, and slowly turned into something only a narcissist could love...
[nonsense!]
hey, you may not believe me, but these little white moon rocks hold secrets that can tell us way more about the history AND the future of humanity than anything Neil Armstrong brought back with him...
[bollocks, just bollocks]
well, you don’t have to believe me... once you learn these secrets, though, you might end up having a different opinion...
so if you DO wanna hear them, just keep listening... because we’re about to take a giant leap towards understanding the meaning of this fairytale... and we’re gonna do that by examining Hansel’s uh stones...
[you mean balls?]
well, uh, yeah... I guess I do...
[okay]
now before we take out our intuitive magnifying glass and get into the details, let's just take one small step back and look at the big picture. [why?] 534249 nunca We already know that the little brother predicted he would foil his parents’ dastardly plan of getting him and and his sister lost in the forest...
[yeah, so what?]
well, it’s obvious that his short term aim is to save his own ass, but his unspoken, long-term aim is to re-unite the family... in other words his aim is to heroically hold the family together as a whole unit... something his father, as the head of the household, is unwilling or unable to do...
[interesting]
so now, on a LITERAL level we’re watching our guy covertly gather the tools he’ll need to take care of himself and his sister, AND make sure they have a real shot at getting back home safe and sound...
so that’s literally... metaphorically though, we know that getting back home — to the house of the father — is consistent with the religious concept of atonement, and we also know that atonement is consistent with the more philosophic and pre-christian concept of henosis — meaning a return to the One or to the Source...
[huh?]
yeah I know, that may still sound a touch abstract, but both concepts — atonement and henosis — are metaphorically consistent with being made whole: as an individual Consciousness, as an entire Culture, or even, you know as any kind of small, but important group...
[we’re putting the band back together] / [we’re on a mission from God]
[amen!] 565943
so, I also know that atonement is closely associated with forgiveness and reconciliation, because it includes the concept of guilt... as if the one coming home was responsible for the original separation... you know... like the prodigal son business...
and whaddya know... there ARE versions of H&G that do indeed make the children responsible for disobeying their parents and getting themselves lost in the forest...
[(walkie-talkie) that’s correct]
***
I'm especially talking about Lotte Reiniger’s silhouette version
***
yeah, well, as logical as that plot twist sounds, it amounts to victim blaming, and it turns the fairytale into pedagogic propaganda advocating blind obedience to parental authority...
[certainly!]
which, in turn amounts to a gratuitous justification of Western Culture as it now stands...
[excuse me?]
hmmm, it would be worthwhile to investigate that further...
[please, don’t do that]
it’s okay, we really don’t have the time for it... anyway, OUR story is way more consistent with a guilt-free return to wholeness, and therefore: henosis...
I don’t want us to get bogged down in some elaborate explanation of the philosophical concepts... that would call for a very busy enterprise best carried out by the Thinking Function of Consciousness... and that’s because the Thinking Function is all about wordy definitions, complicated abstractions and hair-splitting logic...
[fascinating]
this fairytale is much more concerned with the workings of Intuition, and so, in this situation, Hansel’s metaphoric aim — which might as well be the aim of our own Intuition — amounts to a reconciliation and re-collection — a bringing back together — of all 4 Functions of Consciousness.
[we’re putting the band back together]
***
If you think about it, it's important to note that oblation — even in times of famine — was not only considered less problematic morally... it showed that the Church had a mechanism for taking care of the dissociation engendered by child abandonment — which, in turn — metaphorically — means that the Church had a mechanism in place for taking care of the splitting off of the Feeling and Intuitive Functions of Consciousness... in other words the Church allowed the split to happen within individuals AND the Culture as it quietly took on the role of Hansel for the sake of the community as a whole...
***
of course as far as logic is concerned, all this step seems to do is make us as listeners, privy to Hansel’s preparations before the fact. So, looking for symbolic significance in the seemingly mundane details of foresight and preparation must seem like overkill...
[precisely]
yeah well, if we avoid glossing over even the most innocuous details, we might come across looking like detective Columbo...
[I’m a strange guy — I worry — I mean, little things bother me — I mean — little insignificant details — I lose my appetite, I can’t eat]
[ooh, I’m starving]
but just like Columbo, I guarantee we’re come to the same conclusion...
[what is that?]
we’re gonna get the Truth outta this fairytale...
[oh really?]
So with that in mind, what have we got here...? We know that it's nighttime, and we can all see Hansel filling his pockets with pebbles.
[no sir!]
hey, in your mind’s eye you can see him...
[oh brother]
alright... how about this...?
instead of wracking our brains over the possible symbolism, let's just do what we all might normally do at this point. Let's sit back and allow ourselves to admire Hansel’s cleverness, his loyalty to his sister — and his family — AND his moxie, his pluck, his backbone, or whatever else you might want to call his youthful courage.
[you mean balls?]
uh, yes, I do...
[ahem]
When reading a story or watching a film, we’re under no obligation to do anything but let ourselves be entertained, right?
[maybe]
so this admiration business is kinda pleasant... and somehow it fits right into the territory of entertainment. Maybe that's because it doesn't require any work on our part. It just comes naturally — spontaneously... you know, it’s kind of an instinctive reflex. A reflex that’s all too often exploited for the sake of propaganda, commercial advertising, and the aims of the metaverse...
[that’s not good]
but that's not the issue here.
[thank you]
okay... now that we've been entertained, and felt the admiration that the author intended us to feel, the next normal thing to do would be to continue on uninterruptedly to the next sentence of the fairytale. Right?
[indubitably]
Well, that would be fine if we were just reading for pleasure. But, if our objective is self-knowledge and greater consciousness, which is what a jungian / hermeneutic / exegetical reading of dreams, fairy tales and myths intends, AND what this podcast really intends to bring you... it doesn’t take all that much effort to notice something oddly important right here and right now.
[what’s that?]
well, it’s that: not only did we take a small step back to see the Big Picture, but in doing so, we also got the briefest look at ourselves simultaneously admiring Hansel and being entertained. kinda like watching home movies of ourselves as kids...
[okay boomer]
I know, that shows how old I am...
the point is though, we included ourselves within the frame of a much Bigger Picture. And in that Bigger Picture, our admiration of Hansel amounts to identifying with him. In other words, we caught a glimpse of some very good and valid reasons for admiring ourselves...
[what’s that you say?]
Even if we find ourselves struggling — and often failing — to consistently display those same, admirable qualities in our own lives, we're still likely to identify with Hansel. Maybe especially so, since our failures often come packaged with a mildly explicit wish for success without us having to do any of the hard work.
[killing ain’t always as easy as one might think it is]
[ahem]
A Freudian approach might see our admiration for Hansel as an unconscious wish-fulfillment, i.e. for his heroic qualities to somehow magically rub off on us. But I gotta admit that mentioning Freud is awfully gratuitous of me, because I have no expertise when it comes to discussing his brilliant theories.
[uh, excuse you]
Whether or not all roads really do lead to Rome, it's a jungian path that we're on here. And this admiration of, and identification with, Hansel as hero, has an archetypal ring to it. And because it all happens reflexively — i.e. less than consciously — this admiration and identification amounts, once again, to a classic expression of that psychobabblogical chestnut called Projection...
[what the fuck does that mean?]
oh... it just means seeing our own unconscious qualities mirrored back to us in the behavior of others.
[oh no]
Hey, the good news is that this understanding of Projection tells us that we actually possess those admirable qualities of Hansel as hero — or of ANYONE we admire — whether we consciously realize it or not.
[hooray!]
And it's especially when some observed behavior is either greatly admired or greatly despised that we can clue ourselves into the phenomenon.
[oh my god! Becky! look at her butt!]
Of course, that's also the bad news.
[oh no]
yeah, well, qualities we despise in others are in our psychological repertoire as well.
[oh crap!]
As much as we actively dis-identify with the despised behaviors and qualities of other people, the MORE we despise them, the deeper those qualities get buried in our own unconscious selves — in our own Psyche — and the more likely we are to be unaware that we sometimes act out those despised qualities — even if only in a sort of blunted form. [ugh! well, then]
the important thing to remember is that we always have a choice in the matter; acting out those less conscious aspects of ourselves — whether villainous or heroic — may be an unconscious reflex but it’s still something that a greater understanding of (and appreciation for) Projection can help us to master and profit from.
[how?]
well, for instance... this step of the story tells us that whenever we as individuals are under severe stress and give in to acting out our anger or fear we're behaving just like the Holzhacker parents... we’re repressing our natural and innate compassion, empathy, understanding, courage and intuitive intelligence.
[oh crap!]
and while that sounds pretty unfortunate... the COOL thing is that this moment of the Hansel and Gretel story is showing us that those admirable and heroic qualities within have a life of their own, and are actively working their way back into consciousness... and that’s not just because they don’t want us to get away with bad behavior... they want us to be our real, authentic selves...
[what a load of rubbish]
This is all more than mere babble, but that's not even the point, and I'm not looking to pester you with the concept of projection. All I'm saying is that Hansel is displaying the typically positive / admirable qualities of the hero in all of us, and we all usually identify with the hero of any story or film. We can't help it. It's human nature. Just as it's human nature to prefer sitting back and passively letting a story entertain us.
In this terribly stressful situation, we’re watching Hansel say yes to the Hero’s Journey. He’s choosing Option B...
[Option B]
Instead of going with the program and waiting out his fate under Option A, 🤖 [return to your homes, there is nothing to fear. Nothing to fear] 🤖
because he’s an archetype, he’s doing something that comes natural to him...
See, taking Option B comes natural to him because he represents Intuition... and that tells you something about your own Intuition... Your own intuition can be — and often is heroic AND heroically creative...
and just to remind you: Hansel IS your own Intuition...
[really?]
funny enough, your Intuition also has 2 more names:
[what are they?]
[Jake and Elwood]
[we’re on a mission from god]
*🎶*🎶*
PART 2 [23:13]
Teil Zwei: In which we get a lesson in Alchemy 101, and... ew... what’s that smell?
um, that’s the stuff we need for our lab assignment
[alright, if you say so]
[this doesn't smell quite the way I expected]
Having looked at the bigger picture, I can see that there’s still plenty more work to be done on this step.
[damn!]
hey, relax... Whether or not you’re doing any conscious weighing of this material, you’ve already done all the heavy lifting you needed to do. You can kick back, give into human nature, and let me do the rest.
[all right, if you insist]
having spent 11 years researching all of this material, I’ve already done the hardest part... which meant putting in hour after hour of research each and every day following the intuitive clues left by our fairytale author and trying my best to see where they led...
and those clues...? they didn’t just suggest I follow them, they demanded it...! they also demanded that I share the secrets they led me to...
[is that so?]
of course, that’s where you come in... if you like this material, great... thanks for listening... I’m really happy to share it with you... and if you would PLEASE let other people know about the podcast, that would be great too... because that’s what helps support all the heavy lifting I’ve already done...
the thing is though, I still face an awful lot of heavy lifting in producing each episode of the podcast... and it’s not so much the audio end of things — which is obviously a work in progress...
[yes, I’m well aware of that]
no, the difficult part is wrangling all of my research and ideas into a coherent, cogent, and entertaining narrative... that’s what puts me at the limit and it’s where I go into the red every single day... because writing a logical, easy to follow narrative is just about the hardest thing there is for an INFP like myself... which is why these episodes are never perfect or come anywhere near tik-tok terrific...
[you got THAT right!]
hey, they’re always the best I can do and still get them out there in the world... and while there’s plenty of room for improvement, I can only hope that they always ARE and will be improving...
that said, whatever success I’ve had in producing them has come at a pretty heavy cost in both time and effort... and that’s not going to change going forward...
[who cares?]
well, I know that some of you DO care... so that’s why I signed up with that buy me a coffee outfit... you know: ko-fi.com
and yeah, this is an ad... for me... I’m not looking for a sponsor... I don’t want one... because I don’t want to sell you anything... but supporters, yeah... I really could use the grace of your support...
[oh, one other thing]
yeah, what he said... formatting the transcripts and links and credits on the website isn’t difficult, it’s mostly just a helluva lot of busywork, and for each episode it often takes an entire extra week to accomplish... but it’s also one of the demands of the material, and something you might find useful... so, give it a look, whydontcha...
you know the drill: [visit us on the web @]
betweenthelines.xyz
alrighty then... at this point in the story, the only lifting I’ll be doing will be picking up as many metaphoric moon rocks as I can find. Each of them, as I said, holds some secret... and that’s because each of them represents a certain discrete bit of content from the Unconscious AND from the history of our Culture...
so we’ll be examining them all pretty carefully, which really means exercising our consciousness-making muscles.
[this is a ridiculous exercise in noise pollution]
None of these stones by themselves have such pithy weight they’d make us sink beneath the sea level of consciousness — or maybe even more dangerously — bore us to friggen’ tears.
[are you sure?]
well, yeah, because like those amazing images of grains of sand looked at under a microscope, each of them just might reveal something fascinating, surprising, or even hilarious.
***
I think most of us have seen those beautiful images of sand grains photographed through a microscope... they were all over social media a few years ago...
(and if you haven’t seen them it’s worth visiting the guy’s website to take look...
***
[oh no, you can’t be serious... that is some bullshit right there...]
Well, I AM serious... let me tell you though...you actually hit the bullseye on that second part...
[what?]
see taken together, these stones are gonna add up to something way more worthwhile than a heap of gravel... and what I mean is: they’re actually one great big pile of shit...
[seriously?]
yeah... they’re a metaphoric dungheap.
[huh?]
medieval alchemists considered the dungheap to be an absolute necessity...
[what?]
the dungheap was an essential source of what they called prima materia... the raw material they needed to start their work. They knew that they couldn’t produce gold without it...
and that’s exactly what we’re doing right here in this podcast: Alchemy.
[no way]
see, doing this kind of lifting is something that fits the very definition of alchemy —
[I don’t think so]
oh yeah it does...
alchemy has been called the opus contra naturam or the work against nature (and in this case, think Human Nature) because only über-logical types think that real alchemists were trying to break the laws of physics... and sure, there were plenty of so-called alchemists who believed that someday, they might hit the jackpot... you never know, right...?
[oh absolutely!]
well, they pretty much deserve the name crackpot... even so, they were no different from any of us moderns hoping that a mega-millions lottery ticket can beat the odds...
[you’re kidding, right?]
real, modern day alchemy doesn’t especially require chemicals, metals, stones, or even horse manure. alchemy is not and never was BS, either — not unless you insist on a literal interpretation of turning shit into gold... that’s something only a Wall St. adept can do — and they can only do it by turning your gold into shit.
[that’s not funny]
Real alchemy simply means — as it always did — using your fucking Intuition.
[I’m sorry, what?]
That’s right. Alchemy is using your intuition...
There's nothing esoteric, occult, woowoo, voodoo, magical, miraculous or incomprehensible about Intuition — or about Alchemy
[why not?]
well, not UNLESS you don’t understand it... Then, of course, that’s exactly what it seems to be: a load of crap.
[that stinks]
As far as Intuition goes, we all have one. It’s just that for a seeming majority of the Earth’s population, it represents the Shadow or Inferior Function, and therefore remains completely submerged in the collective unconscious.
But the surprising, weird and awful fact is that so many of us who do have Intuition as our Dominant Function well, we often don't even know it...
[why the fuck not?]
because we don’t recognize Intuition for what it is.
[why not?]
well there's a reason for that. Not a good one. But a definite one.
[what’s that?]
It's something that Jung called "Falsification of Type."
[what the fuck is that?]
well, that’s something that involves upbringing, education, and culture... see, most of us — at least in the West — have grown up and lived within a culture that has Intuition as its Inferior Function, and so almost all of us were taught to get by without using it. in other words, we were brought up to live our lives with a personality that didn’t suit us... a personality that only suited the culture... or what the culture had slowly become...
It’s almost as if we were all brought up by wolves of a certain type, viz. the Wolves of Wall Street.
[OOOH!!!]
But let's not get into that now... Let's just go ahead and use the damn thing.
[how?]
The best way to use your intuition — whether it's your Dominant Function or not — is to just allow yourself to see the potential value in metaphor. Because when you do, you give yourself a chance to turn that metaphor into information your consciousness can, um...uh, bank on.
[cha-ching]
And the most practical of all metaphoric / intuitive information is the kind that helps us to own those qualities we see reflected through the mirror of Projection. For the most part, that simply means paying attention to projections... understanding that we all have them, and so just letting them come to our own attention. In other words, making ourselves consciously aware that those qualities we admire or despise in others are in us — they’re a part of who we are and can know ourselves to be.
And I'm not just talking about negative qualities, although they tend to be the ones that we act out. See we tend to act out negative qualities because we don't consciously realize the strength of our own GOOD qualities and, too often, we don't even know what the hell those good qualities are.
The culture has taught us to rely on others to reward or praise us for what THEY think or imagine our good qualities are... and we’ve all mostly been taught to allow the culture to dictate what those qualities should be...
Jungians have a name for this kind of heavy-duty psychological work, they call it:
[cioccolalalalalata!]
uh, no. They call it the withdrawal of projections. And while we all might prefer a nice fat bank account to do our withdrawing from, just realize that unconscious projections are a constant drain on our Psychic bank account.
[ouch]
Now, by virtue of projection, those heroic qualities that little Hansel (and eventually Gretel) displays may be our very own, but unless, and until, we actually do the hard work of withdrawing those projections, and arrive at a conscious realization of those traits within ourselves...
unless we fucking own them...
we’re all unconsciously guilty of fraud. And maybe it's just me, but I think that bouncing checks for the heroic qualities owned by anyone we admire, whether fictional or otherwise, is something we all tend to do with unconscious impunity.
[bummer, man]
[it really, really fucking sucks]
So Hansel, the hero of the moment, Archetype that he is, is perpetrating no such fraud. He's taking action to ensure not just his own survival but that of his entire family. And yes, he's making it more difficult for the parents, whose duties are different from his; but if not for his covert activity, the family would never be able to stay together / remain whole.
Literally, he’s ensuring a re-union and re-integration of the entire family, which is itself symbolic of psychological wholeness.
What makes him truly heroic might just have more to do with the symbolic nature of his aim than his literal actions. Because the honest to God Truth here is that we too are actually doing the very same thing...
[what?]
we’re taking steps to ensure our own psychological wholeness... AND we’re helping to heal Western Culture... Right here and right now!
[no way]
yes, way... And we're doing it just through our simple, conscious decision to see Hansel and his activity as metaphor.
That's it. That's alchemy 101. And that's all the Intuition you need bring to bear on this.
[we’re putting the band back together!]
[that’s nice]
In our Next Episode we’re gonna take a few measurements and maybe cause a bit of a sensation... and, oh yeah, we’re gonna throw some astrology into the mix... hey, we’re still moonlighting after all...
[wolf howl]
it’s pretty much gonna be an episode for night owls, and it oughta be a hoot...
[dad joke groans]
alrighty then... ciao a tutti...
🎶 Dennis the Menace plus Lassie equals Shakespeare 🎶
[ciao, ciao]
got a question, or just want to say hi...?
*Chapter Titles read by Anna Jacobsen*
*German Fairytale Reading by Jürgen Lexow*
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@04:53 "oh brother!" courtesy of max_cristos and freesound.org
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PART 1 / Teil Eins @05:01
@05:19 "We're on a mission..." - Elwood Blues
@05:20 "Don't you blaspheme...!" - Mrs. Murphy
@05:41 “No!” courtesy of theuncertainman and freesound.org
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@06:12 “nonsense!” courtesy of afterguard and freesound.org
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@06:31 "bollix" courtesy of RoivasUGO and freesound.org
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@07:02 "you mean balls?" courtesy of Anna Jacobsen
@07:07 "okay" courtesy of MatteusNova and freesound.org
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@07:21 "why?" courtesy of nuncaconci and freesound.org
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@07:35 “yeah, so what?” courtesy of deleted_user_1390811 and freesound.org
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@08:01 "interesting..." courtesy of Reitanna Seishin and freesound.org
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@08:50 "huh...?" courtesy of Adam_N and freesound.org
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@09:23 “Amen!” courtesy of bectec and freesound.org
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@10:01 "(radio) that’s correct" courtesy of cityrocker and freesound.org
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@10:19 “certainly!” courtesy of bectec and freesound.org
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@10:29 “excuse me?” courtesy of bectec and freesound.org
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@10:37 "please, don’t do that" courtesy of girlhurl and freesound.org
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@11:18 "fascinating" - Mr. Spock
@11:46 "...back together!" - Joliet Jake Blues
@12:13 “precisely!” courtesy of bectec and freesound.org
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@12:24 "I'm a worrier..." - Detective Columbo
@12:34 “I'm starving!” courtesy of owly-bee and freesound.org
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@12:45 “what is that?” courtesy of pyro13djt and freesound.org
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@12:51 "oh, really?" courtesy of xyahka and freesound.org
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@12:51 “No Sir!” courtesy of theuncertainman and freesound.org
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@13:09 "oh brother!" courtesy of max_cristos and freesound.org
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@13:41 "you mean balls?" courtesy of Anna Jacobsen
@13:47 "ahem" courtesy of Alivvie and freesound.org
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@14:00 “maybe” courtesy of deleted_user_1390811 and freesound.org
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@14:35 "that's not good" courtesy of Legnalegna55 and freesound.org
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@14:35 "thank you" courtesy of Legnalegna55 and freesound.org
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@14:58 “indubitably” courtesy of bectec and freesound.org
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@15:31 “what’s that?” courtesy of ballOOnhead and freesound.org
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@15:57 "okay Boomer" - Chlöe Swarbrick
@16:28 “what’s that, you say?” courtesy of Stewartcolbourn and freesound.org
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@17:00 “...ain't as easy...” courtesy of Airborne80 and freesound.org
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@17:05 "ahem" courtesy of Alivvie and freesound.org
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@17:32 “uhh, excuse you..." courtesy of Alivvie and freesound.org
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@18:11 "what the fuck does that mean?" courtesy of The Baron and freesound.org
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@18:23 “oh, no!” courtesy of AmeAngelofSin and freesound.org
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@18:41 “hooray!” courtesy of javapimp and freesound.org
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@18:54 "OMG...Becky! Look...!" courtesy of MadamVicious and freesound.org
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@19:02 “oh, no!” courtesy of AmeAngelofSin and freesound.org
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@19:13 “oh crap!” courtesy of AmeAngelofSin and freesound.org
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@19:42 "...well, then!" courtesy of Reitanna Seishin and freesound.org
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@20:11 “How?” courtesy of simons7er and freesound.org
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@20:38 “oh crap!” courtesy of AmeAngelofSin and freesound.org
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@21:13 "load of rubbish" courtesy of Anzbot and freesound.org
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***
Option B @22:04
🎶 deep church bell 🎶 courtesy of Aeonemi and freesound.org
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a frightened, heroic guy yells courtesy of IPaddeh and freesound.org
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***
@22:13 🤖 “Return to your homes...!” 🤖 courtesy of Airborne80 and freesound.org
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@22:55 “really?” courtesy of michellelindemann1 and freesound.org
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@23:03 "what are they?" courtesy of AmeAngelofSin and freesound.org
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@23:05 "Jake and Elwood — We're on a mission..." - Elwood Blues
PART 2 / Teil Zwei @23:13
@23:37 "this doesn't smell quite the way I expected" courtesy of cognito perceptu and freesound.org
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@23:48 “damn!” courtesy of Tim Kahn and Amy Gedgaudas and freesound.org
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@24:06 "...if you insist" courtesy of bogenseeberg and freesound.org
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@24:43 “is that so?" courtesy of kurtless and freesound.org
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@25:22 "yes, I'm well aware of that" courtesy of ballOOnhead and freesound.org
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@26:02 "you got THAT right" - Tony Soprano
@26:35 "who cares?" courtesy of ballOOnhead and freesound.org
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@27:07 "Oh, one other thing..." - Detective Columbo
@27:40 “WWWs…” courtesy of WillFitch1 and freesound.org
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@28:26 "...noise pollution" courtesy of deleted_user_1390811 and freesound.org
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@28:44 "are you sure?" courtesy of bogenseeberg and freesound.org
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@29:02 "oh no, you can't be serious..." courtesy of cognito perceptu and freesound.org
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@29:15 "what?" courtesy of Reitanna Seishin and freesound.org
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@29:33 “seriously?” courtesy of Alba_Mac and freesound.org
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@29:39 “huh???” courtesy of a13389 and freesound.org
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@29:49 “what...??" courtesy of Alivvie and freesound.org
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@30:12 “no way" courtesy of kathid and freesound.org
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@30:20 “I don't think so” courtesy of deleted_user_1390811 and freesound.org
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@30:52 “oh absolutely” courtesy of bectec and freesound.org
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@31:06 "you're kidding, right?" courtesy of max_cristos and freesound.org
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@31:37 “that's NOT funny” courtesy of Duisterwho and freesound.org
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@31:47 "I’m sorry, what?" courtesy of Alivvie and freesound.org
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@32:06 "why not?" - Dayton Allen
@32:19 “that stinks” courtesy of Duisterwho and freesound.org
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@32:55 “why the fuck not?" courtesy of cheesepuff and freesound.org
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@33:02 "why not?" courtesy of nuncaconci and freesound.org
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@33:10 “what’s that?” courtesy of ballOOnhead and freesound.org
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@33:16 “what the fuck is that?” courtesy of cheesepuff and freesound.org
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@34:00 “OOOH!!!” - Johnny Vincente
@34:09 "how?" courtesy of nuncaconci and freesound.org
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@34:34 "cha-ching!" courtesy of angelak_m and freesound.org
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@36:00 "cioccolalalata!" courtesy of arxiusonorbordils and freesound.org
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@36:24 "ouch" courtesy of girlhurl and freesound.org
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@37:11 "Bummer...!" - The Dude
@37:15 “that really sucks...” courtesy of Krystal Flores and freesound.org
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@38:17 “what?” courtesy of ballOOnhead and freesound.org
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@38:31 "no way!" courtesy of owly-bee and freesound.org
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@38:52 "...back together!" - Joliet Jake Blues
@38:55 ”that’s nice" courtesy of LG and freesound.org
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@39:13 a wolf howl - some wild-assTransylvanian wolf
@39:24 hooting owl courtesy of Breviceps and freesound.org
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@39:30 dad joke groans courtesy of TeamMasaka and freesound.org
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@39:54 "ciao, ciao" courtesy of Nighteller and freesound.org
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